Paul, Schneider and Marilyn Manson
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
if having a three way with Jesus it is very important to ask for his consent also
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
Today is August 1, 2014.
That is all.
This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
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